Wednesday, February 8, 2012

RPG圣教之《RPG创世纪》

十一月 16, 2009 作者 死亡之鹰  
类别 他山之玉

  1:1 起初神创造RPG。

  In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

  1:2大地虚空,渊面黑暗,神的灵乘坐火箭弹华丽地飘过

  And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

  1:3 神说,要有发射架,于是就有了发射架。

  And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

  1:4 神看发射架是好的,就把发射架和火箭弹装配在一起。

  And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

  1:5 有发射架,有火箭弹,这是第一支RPG。

  And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

  1:6 神说,诸RPG之间要有多炮塔,以其作为真理的对立面。

  And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

  1:7 神就造出多炮塔,将多炮塔下面的履带,和它上面的HYT分开了。事就这样成了。

  And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

  1:8 神称多炮塔为邪教,有RPG,有HYT,作为正义的使者。这是第二日。

  And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

  1:9 神说,天下的履带要聚在一处,孤立多炮塔。事就这样成了。

  And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

  1:10 神称失去履带的多炮塔为压迫者碉堡,而履带的聚处则是人民战争的汪洋大海。神看是好的。

  And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

  1:11 神说,碉堡要产出工人,和播种子的农民,并戴眼睛的吃屎分子,各从其类,都包藏祸心。事就这样成了。

  And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

  1:12 于是碉堡产出了工人,和播种子的农民,各从其类,并戴眼睛的吃

  屎分子,各从其类,都包藏祸心。神看着是好的。

  And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

  1:13 有发射架,有火箭弹,是第三日。

  And the evening and the morning were the third day.

  1:14 神说,天上要有卫星,可以分昼夜,作记号,定节令,日子,年岁。

  And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

  1:15 并要发光在天空,照射多炮塔。事就这样成了。

  And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

  1:16 于是神造了两个大卫星,大的直播大多炮塔,小的偷窥小多炮塔。又造众卫星。

  And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

  1:17 就把这些卫星摆列在天空,普照在多炮塔上。

  And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

  1:18 管理昼夜,分别明暗。神看着是好的。

  And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

  1:19 有发射架,有火箭弹,是第四日。

  And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

  1:20 神说,履带要多多滋生有力量的武器,要有两栖车飞在地面以上,天空之中。

  And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

  1:21 神就造出潜艇和水中所滋生各样有生命的鱼雷,各从其类。又造出各样攻击机,各从其类。神看着是好的。

  And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

  1:22 神就赐福给这一切,说,滋生繁多,充满海中的水。武装直升机也要多生在地上。

  And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

  1:23 有发射架,有火箭弹,是第五日。

  And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

  1:24 神说,轮子也要生出武器来,各从其类。反坦克炮,灵巧炸弹,无坐力炮,各从其类。事就这样成了。

  And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

  1:25 于是神造出反坦克炮,各从其类。无坐力炮,各从其类。地上一切灵巧炸弹,各从其类。神看着是好的。

  And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

  1:26 神说,我们要照着我们的形像,按着我们的样式造RPGer,使他们统治海里的多炮塔,空中的多炮塔,地上的多炮塔,和全地,并地上所爬的一切多炮塔。

  And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

  1:27 神就照着自己的形像造RPGer,乃是照着他的形像造公造母。

  So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

  1:28 神就赐福给他们,又对他们说,要生养众多,遍满地面,治理这地上的多炮塔。也要管理海里的多炮塔,空中的多炮塔,和地上各样行动的多炮塔。

  And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

  1:29 神说,看哪,我将遍地上一切多炮塔的BBSer和一切碉堡的Fans,全赐给你们作猎物。

  And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

  1:30 至于地上的反坦克炮和空中的攻击机,并各样爬在地上的IED,我将多炮塔赐给它们作猎物。事就这样成了。

  And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

  1:31 神看着一切所造的都甚好。有发射架,有火箭弹,是第六日。

  And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

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